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Writing Battle: Unofficial Edition-Battle 3 I CAN HAZ KARMA?

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 11:46 PM

THE RULES. YOU MUST READ.
For entrants:
- Do NOT make posts like, "Ooh I'll join!" No reserving spaces. Posts like this will be ignored.
- You are not allowed to advertise your entry in your signature, but you can advertise this topic.
- (Obviously) you are not allowed to bribe other people to vote for you!
- Entries do not necessarily have to be Neopets-related.
- Entries must be 100-500 words unless otherwise specified.
- Please post your entry rather than attaching a file to your post.
- You may NOT edit your entry once you have posted it.
- Please try to spell properly and use correct grammar in your posts.
- Please definitely spell properly and use correct grammar in your stories.

For everyone:
- Stay on topic when talking in this post.
- No extensive criticism. If someone wants an extensive critique of their writing, they can start a thread in the JN Library forum.
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Welcome the the fourth Writing Battles!
Fr ths bayttle, u needz to writes the wurst stry u canz!
U HAZ UNTILZ FRYDAY 13TH!

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 05:47 AM

I have a question. Would it be alright if the spelling rule is broken for this one?

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:58 AM

Hello. I am Elon Hughlis and this is the true story of how I became the captain of Team Maraqua.

It all started one day. Which day? 5,000 years in the FUTURE. I was going to get a space pizza, but then I remembered that it would get all soggy because Maraqua is underwater. Maraqua is still underwater in the future. Spoilers. So I decided to visit my friend. Who is my friend? The Doctor. Doctor Who? Not even I know. He has a time machine that lets pizza not get soggy. Unless you throw it in the pool. But I digress. I payed for the pizza and this made him happy so he took me back in time and left me there. The pizza didn't taste very good. So I went to the not-future pizza shop. Then this guy ran by but he was about to run into the pizza truck so I pushed him out of the way. He said, "Thanks! With skills like that, you should try out for Team Maraqua!" So I did.

I was at the tryout place and I didn't have gear for playing Yooyuball so I bought some. I had my wallet with me. Except they didn't think my future money was real. So I went to the future/past money exchange place and got past money. Then I got yooyuball gear. Then I tried out. There was this stupid aisha called Prytariel that wanted to try out for Team Maraqua. She tried to trip me while I was catching a yooyu but she didn't and I beat her. She didn't get a spot on Team Maraqua and I did so she went off to sulk and apply for Team Terror Mountain which is worser. By a lot.

At first, I was a bench player but since I was from the future, I knew I would become captain (I'm famous in the future) so I just kept playing. One day, I did become captain.

The end.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:57 AM

Meh, seeing as I never got an answer to my question (which I cannot blame Zoroark for, as I technically broke a rule by posting that), I'm going to play it safe and post the corrected version of my story.

How Derlyn beat Prytariel and saved the Cup

Written by Ruko Yokune Derlyn Fonnet

Edited by Ruko Yokune

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My name is Derlyn Fonnet. I'm from Kreludor. I beat Prytariel many times in Yooyuball. I love yooyus. They're cute. Pyrariel is a Jerkface. She hates my second cousin for no good reason. I want to get rid of her. This is the story of how I got rid of her. Prytariel was cackling madly as she attempted to destroy the stadium. I told her that she cant do that.

"Derlyn, I can do whatever. I have too popular yooyuball players with me," Prytariel cackled. By her side were...

...Tandrak Shaye and Mirsha Grelinek.

"Le gasp!" I exclaim.

"I realy am Mirsha Fonnet," Mirsha boasted.

"I don't have an identity," Tandrak admitted, frowning. "But I wanna cause destruction and evil.

"As do I," Mirsha said, grinning.

"No! I just found out that my twin sister is the team captain of Shenkuu!!" I exclaim, "...my evil twin that is!"

"That's right, little sis!"

"Oh dung."

Tandrak cackled. "...give up, Derlyn."

"Never!" I yell.

Prytariel then said, "I have my boyfriend, who is also a popular Yooyuball player." Prytarel's boyfriend was...

...Elon Hughlis!

"Is there anyone else?" I ask.

"..." Prytariel had to think. "Nope."

With my mind, I killd Prytaiel, Mirsha, Tandrak, and Elon.

"THE CUP IS SAVED!" I cheered.

Everything was good in the end.

The end.


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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:58 PM

Ummm, I think I wrote something so terrible, I wanna spoiler it to prevent horrible brain cell loss. Since you never clarified regarding the spelling rule, I took the opposite of Ruko's approach and played it as unsafe as possible.

WARNING!

Story lacks any form of sentence structure, proofreading, and the main character is such a Mary-Sue, it isn't even funny! I am not responsible for severe brain cell loss!
da sorty of suzzy perfeta marrybwell


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Ugh... I am so sorry for this story. Just so sorry. If it does violate a rule of the competition, then please, eliminate it. I barely looked at the keyboard(I can't type as well without doing so), backspaced on almost no mistakes, and made sure to hit caps lock sometimes.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:09 AM

...I'm going to fix the spelling, then put it down and get out Brain Bleach. Tooo....much....bad...spelling...
Also, I would like someone else to host the next Writing Battle.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:58 AM

Can I host the next one?

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 11:03 AM

Okay.
Joey, your entry will be accepted if you fix your spelling.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

View PostZoroark Claus, on 08 April 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:

Okay.
Joey, your entry will be accepted if you fix your spelling.


Right then, here's the garbage with the rancid stench removed.


The Story of Suzanne Perfectia Marybelle

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Once, there was this girl, named Suzanne Perfectia Marybelle. She was the most perfect girl ever and everyone loved her very much. She had rainbow hair and she was the most beautiful girl ever. Oh, and I forgot to say, she was a princess, and she was also super kawaii, and secretly, she was a vampire/werewolf hunter, but I don't know why you'd want to do that since Twilight has vampires and werewolves lol go Team Jacob. And one day she met Prince Gary Stewart the 32nd and she fell in love with him. So she needed to get him to love her, so she planned to go to the King's ball tonight at 8, so her fairy godmother poofed in and said "Suzanne, I will take you to the ball." And so she made a pumpkin car, and Suzanne said "No, I want a limo." and the Fairy Godmother said "Okay." and a limo appeared, so she was driven to the ball in the best dress she got from the mall for free, since everyone loves her, and the Prince fell in love with her and they got married.

The end.


I said I'd only change the spelling, not the horrible story underneath.

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 08:55 AM

Today is your last chance to submit your horribly bad stories!

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:22 AM

Well, I'm not sure if I still can (it's the 14th already here), but, here goes.

The Amazing Poem of Superb Coolness

By Me

Once upon a midnight blue, I was visiting the zoo.
I looked within a cage, and I saw a magic Mage.
The magic Mage was really ugly, kinda like Justin Bieber's...um...tummy.
He'd dyed his hair blue and painted his nails orange, in order to emphasize his disgusting features...wait...what rhymes with orange? Um...Borange, Corange...Oh! Door-hinge! ...In order to emphasize his disgusting features that looked like a door-hinge!
^Perfect. :)
Anyway, I moved on, until I found a Triceratops.
...Wait...does Triceratops rhyme with on? Scmeh, close enough...
And then, with utter disgust, I saw Justin Bieber! Yuck!
He looked awful, sounded worse, and was carrying a purse.
Only two things I thought of then, that would be worse than that...man? Is he a man? A boy? A girl? Well, man rhymes...
Those two things were him & Rebecca Black dueting, and him and Rebecca Black's baby with his horrible voice, um, smueting? Is smueting a word?
And then I thought of something worse - Edward Cullen, with his purse!
With awful thoughts surrounding me, I needed a place to flee.
To my home I fled at once, and fell asleep I did at once.
Or at least I hoped...wait, am I allowed to rhyme once with once?...because then, I'd lost my soap!
I cried myself to sleep that night, and hoped never to feel that fright.
Again.

The End! :D

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:04 AM

I'll allow it.
Entries are now CLOSED!
As soon as I can, I'll post the voting topic.

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